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"I get here at 6 a.m. and leave by 3 so I can beat the swarm."

'Your attention everybody! -- There's a 'severe foot watch' in effect until four o'clock this afternoon.'

'You want to take it easy with those Jeff, I did my thorax in last week.'

'I'm really shy you see: I guess I'll never be a 'Social Butterfly'...'

Ants breaking into the county morgue.

"Oh, that's embarrassing, it is a stick."

"Here comes that gypsy moth again."

"I know what I look like. But I'm an atheist, and I reject your theocentric nomenclature."

Ant looking up ladybird's skirts.

'I told you it would pay off in the end.'

'Mum! Billy ate all the ants in my ant-farm!'

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

"You told me you were off the bottle"

"Of course I'm scatterbrained...I'm a roach!"

"He doesn't look like you at all."'

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

Snug as a bug in a rug.

A bee

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Grace For Flies

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Butterflies

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'I'm an atheist!'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"I've invested in property..."

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."