Collecting Bugs T-Shirts

"If our lifespan is only a day I'm having a cigarette."

'Hey! Get in step back there!'

Centipede High Fives.

"Same old, same old. Up the water spout, get washed out, dry off, do it again..."

"It's really freaking me out!! Every time I go for a walk I hear footsteps behind me. I stop, they stop, I turn around..."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Butterflies

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Extreme Bungy

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Terry had a computer bug.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'At ease, soldier.'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'I'm an atheist!'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Bug hanging up stockings

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."