Collecting Bugs Gifts

"If our lifespan is only a day I'm having a cigarette."

'Hey! Get in step back there!'

Centipede High Fives.

"Same old, same old. Up the water spout, get washed out, dry off, do it again..."

"It's really freaking me out!! Every time I go for a walk I hear footsteps behind me. I stop, they stop, I turn around..."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Butterflies

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Extreme Bungy

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Terry had a computer bug.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Exciting potato bugs.

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'At ease, soldier.'

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

'I'm an atheist!'

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'