Fly Collector Pillows

Grace For Flies

"Here's one. Swatter or flypaper?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Butterflies

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

'I'm an atheist!'

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Flies up the ante!

'I'm not riding with her and that jar of creepy crawlers!!'

When lice dream.

Employee of the month...

"Catching butterflies is fun!"

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

"Would you like flies with that order?"

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

"I'll have the computer running once I workout the bugs."

'No, I don't have a favorite. Dung is dung.'

A bee

'We don't have to worry about African Killer Bees this far north.'

"He doesn't look like you at all."'

'I'm sorry Rex, but since getting this new stick for Christmas, I have no further need for you.'

Exploring in the countryside.

"What a BEAUTIFUL creature! - I must gas it, then pin it to a cork board...!"

"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"