Bug Collector Pillows

" The 747 from New York I've just spent the last half hour trying to land was a bluebottle."

When lice dream.

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

'Sometimes I just feel like some pasta.'

Moth Christmases.

'This could get tricky -- the bug you've got is an endangered species.'

'And next up on the auction block is a rare bug that was smashed by Jumi Hendrix.'

Emerald Ash Borer

"Wow, that was great. Was it as great for you too?"

"Same old, same old. Up the water spout, get washed out, dry off, do it again..."

'No, I don't have a favorite. Dung is dung.'

'I'm not riding with her and that jar of creepy crawlers!!'

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

"I'll have the computer running once I workout the bugs."

"Would you like flies with that order?"

'I've found dessert Dad: Fruit-Bat dung!'

"That's the problem. All the good ones have been eaten."

'Yes, they call me a millipede, but to be honest, I've never really counted...'

'Gross!...Garbage!'

'If we didn't have wings would we be called 'walks'?'

'For Pete's sake, Edward - You're a PINE BEETLE. It's a little late to go into the automotive trade now!...'

Menage a trois

'It's over, Bill. You were caught on camera.'

'They're hybernating.'

Stick insects and non-stick insects.

"Son, you're young and have your whole life ahead of you."

"It's not a backpack."

Waiter, I asked for the backstroke. The fly in my soup is doing the Australian crawl.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Grace For Flies

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Look, a bug!"