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'You been sleep walking again?'

"These kids and their shellfies..."

Dead Funny

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Shellfie

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Shell Pods

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Clam Spearing

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

The Houseplant Cemetery.

Employee of the month...

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

'It says 'The tide is out. At the beep, leave a message'.'

"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

'And everybody expects me to be happy, which only makes things worse!'

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

'Our limo's here.'

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.