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'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

Dead Funny

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Shellfie

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

Clam Spearing

"These kids and their shellfies..."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Shell Pods

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

'It says 'The tide is out. At the beep, leave a message'.'

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

'And everybody expects me to be happy, which only makes things worse!'

'Our limo's here.'

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

"Do you have any other form of collateral?"

I can't stop yawning, either. Clams.

It's so cute when she dresses up in your old shells.

'I can hear the sea.'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

"Shelling doesn't get much better than this, Helen."