Clam Collectors Pillows

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

Dead Funny

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Shellfie

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Shell Pods

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

Clam Spearing

"These kids and their shellfies..."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."

'It says 'The tide is out. At the beep, leave a message'.'

'And everybody expects me to be happy, which only makes things worse!'

'Our limo's here.'

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

"Do you have any other form of collateral?"

"Shelling doesn't get much better than this, Helen."

'I've never seen a worse case of sillycosis!'

'I can hear the sea.'

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."