Clam Afficionado Pillows

'And everybody expects me to be happy, which only makes things worse!'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"Two vegans, please."

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

Only Clowns

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

"There's something very funny about those two!"

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

A clown has a revelation at the shrink 'And then one day it dawned on me Doc... we're just not funny!'

'AH AH! I KNEW YOU WERE CLOWNING AROUND ON ME!'

Birth Cake

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

'I called in serious today.'

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

'It's lonely at the big top.'

"What? Too soon?"

'I got over my fear of clowns by marrying one.'