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'I prefer Brand X myself.'

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"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

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'You know, it really was worth the extra $5 million to come up with the perfect logo.'

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

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"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

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