Camo Admirers Pillows

Look, mom! Dogs DO resemble their owners!

Cat in a tank...

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"It's true: no more burpees."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Generic Store: Sign in Window

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

Clandestine cows.

"I have no feelings about having no feelings."

Happy Birthday Magicians of America

A small man under a giant microscope.

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Chameleon and TV

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

Soldier watering camouflage plants on troops' helmets.

Camouflage Pram

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

Medieval King

The World's best Camouflage Store.

"Returns"

Frigid Cold

"Sarge, this soup tastes watery."

'And this one I got for the improvements I made in camouflage.'

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

'Hey! - Do these make me the Aleph-male?'

Tank color choices.

"I told him. . . 'Norman, forget that woman! She's no good for you! I need you to run the Bates Motel! Norman! Are you listening to your mother?'"

"I enjoy cooking my pets and my family."

US Camouflage School

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."