Camo Lover Pillows

A stylized tank.

Cat in a tank...

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

A man washing a mascot costume

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Clandestine cows.

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

Chameleon and TV

The World's best Camouflage Store.

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

Camouflage Pram

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.

Bedouin & Breakfast.

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

"Sarge, this soup tastes watery."