Camo Collector Pillows

The Genius Of Camoflage

Occu-Pie Mars

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Build your very own conflict of interest!

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Cat in a tank...

Banana Split...

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Surf Casting

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

"The Eggsorcist"

E-Baying @ The Moon

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Turtle Hat

Snowmobull

Filet minion

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

A trevor of trainspotters

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

"Whose the new guy?"

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

'ANYTHING to get down the ruddy boozer!'

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

An Extraordinary Pointer

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"