Camo Collector Mugs

The Genius Of Camoflage

Occu-Pie Mars

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Cat in a tank...

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Banana Split...

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Surf Casting

Snowmobull

"The Eggsorcist"

E-Baying @ The Moon

Turtle Hat

Filet minion

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

A trevor of trainspotters

"Whose the new guy?"

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

'ANYTHING to get down the ruddy boozer!'

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

An Extraordinary Pointer