Urban Camo Enthusiast Mugs

Metropolitan Marines

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Push for Disco...

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Serenading

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

New York Netherworld

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Vacation Bus Photo

Thumbing a Lift.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Holiday cottage

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

Hoxton map.