Camo Lover Gifts

A stylized tank.

Cat in a tank...

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

A man washing a mascot costume

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

Clandestine cows.

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

Chameleon and TV

Camouflage Pram

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

The World's best Camouflage Store.

Soldier watering camouflage plants on troops' helmets.

The briefs on the outside? Actually it started by accident when I used to change in phone booths.

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

Bedouin & Breakfast.

'And this one I got for the improvements I made in camouflage.'

"Sarge, this soup tastes watery."

US Camouflage School

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

Monolith Selfie