Camo Champion Gifts

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Happy Turkey Day!

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

An angry barbecue.

Yep, Jimmy's about the best Eagle Scout I ever saw.

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

The World's best Camouflage Store.

"We could have saved time and just served the served the charcoal briquettes."

Soldier watering camouflage plants on troops' helmets.

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

'And this one I got for the improvements I made in camouflage.'

Funky Facts - UK kids.

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

US Camouflage School

"Sarge, this soup tastes watery."

Camouflage Paint.

The Annual Gathering of the Chameleons

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

"No. I can still see you."

You put your legs on backwards this morning? Yeah, I could kick myself.

Tree Camouflage

"That won't fool any hunters."

Newspaper Chameleon.