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'And everybody expects me to be happy, which only makes things worse!'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Back to school.

"Two vegans, please."

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Only Clowns

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

"There's something very funny about those two!"

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'

It's an abbreviated guide to the Grand Canyon. "Cliff Notes"!

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

A clown has a revelation at the shrink 'And then one day it dawned on me Doc... we're just not funny!'

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

'I got over my fear of clowns by marrying one.'

"All of my visitors have to wear that get up. Apparently my humour is very infectious."

'AH AH! I KNEW YOU WERE CLOWNING AROUND ON ME!'

"What? Too soon?"

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

'It's lonely at the big top.'

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