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'You're setting the hook too hard, Hank.'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Couple of Pikeys.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Fish don't like worms.

The next damn Batman.

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"You know very well what fish!"

"I think I need an eye check: I almost got fooled by a lure yesterday..."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

"Well, me, I don't rely on sight to fly, so thick fog is not really an issue."

'Oh, the old 'worm on a hook' trick, eh?'

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

"It looks delicious."

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

I brake for worms

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

'How can you hang right-side up for so long? I would get a headache.'

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

"Just the bait, please."

"Let me guess - stout and bitter?"

"Wait! There's a much bigger delicacy on the other end of this fishing line!"

He is Here Supposed to be Getting His Takle in Order, and Trying the Management of his Line.

'Ben, check that catfish bait and see if it's ripe.'