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"I think I need an eye check: I almost got fooled by a lure yesterday..."

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

Man thinks about his wife while fishing and thinks about fishing next to his wife

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

Buddhist Center

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

"It looks delicious."

'In this economy, money is the lure.'

I brake for worms

This is where you'll be working...don't worry if it's confusing.

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

'Here's where you'll work! I know it's confusing, however we will have paid training for you.'

'I'll never go fishing with you again.'

"Just the bait, please."

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

Catch-and-release whaling.

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

How well the trap works and how compelling the bait is