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Never begrudge spectators their interest in your piscatorial prowess.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Fish talking about fisherman

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

"I think I need an eye check: I almost got fooled by a lure yesterday..."

"My husband is fishing. . ."

Man thinks about his wife while fishing and thinks about fishing next to his wife

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

Hooks R Us.

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

'In this economy, money is the lure.'

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

"It looks delicious."

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

I brake for worms

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"

'I'll never go fishing with you again.'

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

"Just the bait, please."

Tow Truck Driver fishing with towhook.

Catch-and-release whaling.

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

He is Here Supposed to be Getting His Takle in Order, and Trying the Management of his Line.