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Never begrudge spectators their interest in your piscatorial prowess.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Fish talking about fisherman

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"I think I need an eye check: I almost got fooled by a lure yesterday..."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

Hooks R Us.

Man thinks about his wife while fishing and thinks about fishing next to his wife

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

"It looks delicious."

'In this economy, money is the lure.'

I brake for worms

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"

'I'll never go fishing with you again.'

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

"Just the bait, please."

Tow Truck Driver fishing with towhook.

Catch-and-release whaling.

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

He is Here Supposed to be Getting His Takle in Order, and Trying the Management of his Line.

'Ben, check that catfish bait and see if it's ripe.'