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Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Oh, come now - you don't think it would be as easy as that, do you?'

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"I think I need an eye check: I almost got fooled by a lure yesterday..."

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'How are they biting?'

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

"It looks delicious."

I brake for worms

'In this economy, money is the lure.'

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

'What's your fish finder say?'

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

"Just the bait, please."

Tow Truck Driver fishing with towhook.

"Wait! There's a much bigger delicacy on the other end of this fishing line!"

He is Here Supposed to be Getting His Takle in Order, and Trying the Management of his Line.