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-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fishing sign.

Man fishing with large bait

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Couple of Pikeys.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Slug Bait- snails love it

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

Fish don't like worms.

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

Fish Feeding Frenzy

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'How are they biting?'

Worm Ate The Fish.

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

'Oh, the old 'worm on a hook' trick, eh?'