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So how's that new Scotch tapeworm bait working out for you?

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"I think I need an eye check: I almost got fooled by a lure yesterday..."

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

I brake for worms

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

"It looks delicious."

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

'Who's he trying to kid? Real worms don't shake like that!'

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

"Just the bait, please."

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

Clickbait Dairy: What happens to this milk after 14 days will shock you.

He is Here Supposed to be Getting His Takle in Order, and Trying the Management of his Line.

'Ben, check that catfish bait and see if it's ripe.'

"Wait! There's a much bigger delicacy on the other end of this fishing line!"

'We're closed. I'm taking inventory.'

Go Fishing.

"...and this one here gave me a real battle!!"