Unconventional Bait Lover Pillows

So how's that new Scotch tapeworm bait working out for you?

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"I think I need an eye check: I almost got fooled by a lure yesterday..."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

'Who's he trying to kid? Real worms don't shake like that!'

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

"It looks delicious."

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

I brake for worms

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

"Just the bait, please."

He is Here Supposed to be Getting His Takle in Order, and Trying the Management of his Line.

"Wait! There's a much bigger delicacy on the other end of this fishing line!"

'Ben, check that catfish bait and see if it's ripe.'

Clickbait Dairy: What happens to this milk after 14 days will shock you.

'We're closed. I'm taking inventory.'

Go Fishing.

"...and this one here gave me a real battle!!"