Clam Digger Pillows

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

Clam Spearing

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Go! Means NOW!

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

'I think I've scored.'

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

"These kids and their shellfies..."

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

"I'm here to gets the gold"

Put it in petty cash.

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

'And everybody expects me to be happy, which only makes things worse!'

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

'We seem to have more money for little luxuries since Timothy started working from home.'

"It's my dream job. I love it – except for the part where I realize I'm naked."

Waiter, there's a potato bug in my New England clam chowder. You should have ordered the Manhattan clam chowder

Georgius Agricola: "My interest in gold was enhanced.greatly...help me as I go prospecting in the wilds."

'I think someone wants you to search for buried bones.'

"You must stop digging up the past."

'Really! - you have an aim in life - how quaint!'

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'

I can't stop yawning, either. Clams.

Aquarium. New Giant Clam Exhibit. I think we're ready for tomorrow's grand opening!