Goal Digger Pillows

The Team

'I have some specific, unknown objectives for you to achieve.'

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

"It's my dream job. I love it – except for the part where I realize I'm naked."

"It doesn't matter how small you start...."

Crash Test Dummy runs on treadmill in front of brick wall

Go! Means NOW!

Incentives.

'I think I've scored.'

'Really! - you have an aim in life - how quaint!'

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

'Funny they never tell you how far it still is.'

"...Go out there and feed them!"

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'

Reach for the Star.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Bullseye!

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

Upward Progress

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

Tenacity trumps everything!

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

"I'm glad you felt able to get that off your chest...now could we discuss next year's targets?"

Wilfried Zaha

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

January Joiner