Goal Dreamer Pillows

"Ambitions... to be more ambitious in future."

So your career objective is to 'swallow the universe.' Why Buddhists don't get jobs.

Football Fans

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

Basketball

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Basketball.

Midnight Basketball

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

Baseball Dreams

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

Not The Real Me

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

'I'm feeling a little remiss about missing both free throws.'

The real reason the Christmas Truce didn't last.

Penalty

"What's next?"

'I was looking for a little stronger mission statement than that.'