Goal-scorer Daydreamer Pillows

A couple comprising a selfish man and a selfless woman

Football Fans

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

Baseball Dreams

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

“Honestly class, where are your minds?!”

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

Dog picturing himself on stage.

Footballer Dreaming of the Football as Sack of Money

Penalty

'My building doesn't allow pets. Do you think the teacher will buy it if I tell her dust bunnies ate my homework?'

"This isn't bad. Ten per cent all A's."

No Action Comics

'Boy, I love pretending to be Jens Lehmann...Now I can go home to watch football on TV!'

"He can't come out to play right now...he's working on his autobiography."

"Sorry boys, we have to turn back! I left the space station lights on."

'Today in school we learned there's no free lunch. It's called making up snow days.'

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

'Have you heard the fisherman's song. . .To dream the impossibe bream.'

Through the Looking Glass - The Knight's Song

'I wanna be a hockey goalkeeper.'

"Ambitions... to be more ambitious in future."

So your career objective is to 'swallow the universe.' Why Buddhists don't get jobs.

'I'm your guardian angel and I think it's time you knew that for the past 37 years you've been barking up the wrong tree.'

STRIP *The Fan * "Let Garry McAllister be you inspiration."

'I can tell you the meaning of life or I can tell you when the Leafs will win the Stanley Cup...choose wisely.'

'My Dad said I'll be an international goalkeeper when I grow up!'

Diego Maradona, 1960-2020

One man's food coma is another man's imaginary game-wining catch.