Goal-scorer Daydreamer Pillows

A couple comprising a selfish man and a selfless woman

Football Fans

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

Baseball Dreams

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

Dog picturing himself on stage.

Footballer Dreaming of the Football as Sack of Money

Penalty

'My building doesn't allow pets. Do you think the teacher will buy it if I tell her dust bunnies ate my homework?'

"This isn't bad. Ten per cent all A's."

No Action Comics

"He can't come out to play right now...he's working on his autobiography."

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

"Sorry boys, we have to turn back! I left the space station lights on."

'Have you heard the fisherman's song. . .To dream the impossibe bream.'

'Today in school we learned there's no free lunch. It's called making up snow days.'

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

So your career objective is to 'swallow the universe.' Why Buddhists don't get jobs.

'I wanna be a hockey goalkeeper.'

Through the Looking Glass - The Knight's Song

"Ambitions... to be more ambitious in future."

'I'm your guardian angel and I think it's time you knew that for the past 37 years you've been barking up the wrong tree.'

'I can tell you the meaning of life or I can tell you when the Leafs will win the Stanley Cup...choose wisely.'

STRIP *The Fan * "Let Garry McAllister be you inspiration."

One man's food coma is another man's imaginary game-wining catch.

'My Dad said I'll be an international goalkeeper when I grow up!'

"I could do that!"