Soccer Star Dreams Pillows

'I've organized a transfer for you. You start on the dole tomorrow.'

Football Fans

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Football

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Children playing football.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

The Goalkeeper

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

Wilfried Zaha

Cristiano Ronaldo

Soccer coach of the year.

A woman watches football on her computer.

Midnight Basketball

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

Baseball Dreams

'That's not what is meant by a free kick.'

Not The Real Me

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

Football Planet

Professional football.

Goal

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

Football Skills

Dog picturing himself on stage.

"Here comes the other team...that's their coach, strength train, game strategist and sports psychologist."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'