Soccer Star Dreams T-Shirts

'I've organized a transfer for you. You start on the dole tomorrow.'

Football Fans

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Football

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

The Goalkeeper

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

Children playing football.

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

Midnight Basketball

Soccer coach of the year.

A woman watches football on her computer.

Cristiano Ronaldo

Wilfried Zaha

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

Gareth Bale

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

Baseball Dreams

Lionel Messi

Football Planet

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

Goal

Professional football.

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

Not The Real Me

Footballers - Henrik Larrson

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

'That's not what is meant by a free kick.'

Football Skills

"Here comes the other team...that's their coach, strength train, game strategist and sports psychologist."

Dog picturing himself on stage.