Sporty Dreams T-Shirts

"You have a strong interest in sports."

Football Fans

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Midnight Basketball

Baseball Dreams

'Well, I guess it's your father's fault for mounting that backboard on the barn in the first place. ... OK, one game...'

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

Thin Ice

Not The Real Me

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Footballer Dreaming of the Football as Sack of Money

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

'Well, did you win or what?'

Wordplay: Mind Games.

Little League Umbrellas

100m Flies Race: Entomological Olympiad.

'I suppose this will be a CHARGE?'

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

'It's OK if you want to live your sports dreams vicariously through your son, Mr. Wagner. But you'll have to do it from the bleachers.'

Capture the Flag

Basketball net that shreds the basketball.

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

The Motives of Footballers

Jack Russell fails to make the cut for a basketball team.

STRIP *The Fan * "Let Garry McAllister be you inspiration."

'I'm five, but I can play three to seven and a half.'

One man's food coma is another man's imaginary game-wining catch.

"Unbelievable! Me owning my own golf course! Mind you. . ."