Sporty Dreams T-Shirts

"You have a strong interest in sports."

Football Fans

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Midnight Basketball

'Well, I guess it's your father's fault for mounting that backboard on the barn in the first place. ... OK, one game...'

Baseball Dreams

Not The Real Me

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

Thin Ice

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Footballer Dreaming of the Football as Sack of Money

'Well, did you win or what?'

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

'Boy, I love pretending to be Jens Lehmann...Now I can go home to watch football on TV!'

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

'I suppose this will be a CHARGE?'

Wordplay: Mind Games.

100m Flies Race: Entomological Olympiad.

Little League Umbrellas

'When do I learn to read and sign a huge NFL contract?'

'It's OK if you want to live your sports dreams vicariously through your son, Mr. Wagner. But you'll have to do it from the bleachers.'

Capture the Flag

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

Basketball net that shreds the basketball.

Jack Russell fails to make the cut for a basketball team.

The Motives of Footballers

"Yes! I got one over! Woo-hoo!"

STRIP *The Fan * "Let Garry McAllister be you inspiration."

'I'm five, but I can play three to seven and a half.'

"I dreamed the Yankees lost in Game Seven."