Field Goal Dreamer Pillows

Kicker hits too hard.

Football Fans

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Basketball

Midnight Basketball

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Basketball.

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

Punishment for the kicker.

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

Baseball Dreams

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

Not The Real Me

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Footballer Dreaming of the Football as Sack of Money

'Yes! How does if feel to be giving birth to a future kicker in professional football?'

Penalty

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

You guys aren't living up to your preseason hype!

'I'm feeling a little remiss about missing both free throws.'

'Boy, I love pretending to be Jens Lehmann...Now I can go home to watch football on TV!'

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

Just sitting here kicking field goals (smiley face emoji)

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

'When do I learn to read and sign a huge NFL contract?'

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

Wordplay: Mind Games.

'Your grandfather is a cautionary tale, son. He quit school early and pinned all his hopes on an NFL career. But in the end, he was never used in a single game.'