Football Dreamers Pillows

Football Fans

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

Midnight Basketball

Baseball Dreams

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

Not The Real Me

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"I wonder if there will be unintelligent life on Earth?"

Footballer Dreaming of the Football as Sack of Money

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

You guys aren't living up to your preseason hype!

Penalty

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

Wordplay: Mind Games.

'Your grandfather is a cautionary tale, son. He quit school early and pinned all his hopes on an NFL career. But in the end, he was never used in a single game.'

'It's OK if you want to live your sports dreams vicariously through your son, Mr. Wagner. But you'll have to do it from the bleachers.'

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

"Married a local musician"

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

"There's an uncertain feeling in the air..."

'I wanna be a hockey goalkeeper.'

Jack Russell fails to make the cut for a basketball team.

Midnight in Minnesota

'Save some purrs for when I play quarterback for the Saints.'

STRIP *The Fan * "Let Garry McAllister be you inspiration."

'My Dad said I'll be an international goalkeeper when I grow up!'

"I dreamed the Yankees lost in Game Seven."