Stadium Dreamers Pillows

"How do ya like that? They rejected our request that they build the new stadium out here!"

Football Fans

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Midnight Basketball

Baseball Dreams

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

Not The Real Me

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Penalty

'Yes! How does if feel to be giving birth to a future kicker in professional football?'

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

'Boy, I love pretending to be Jens Lehmann...Now I can go home to watch football on TV!'

"Why are you studying? Go outside and practice shooting three pointers, so you can ear big bucks like Steph Curry."

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

Wordplay: Mind Games.

'When do I learn to read and sign a huge NFL contract?'

'It's OK if you want to live your sports dreams vicariously through your son, Mr. Wagner. But you'll have to do it from the bleachers.'

"Hi - we're called Clingfilm and we are a cover band. . ."

"Today we're going to open that dungeon and let those demons out."

'I wanna be a hockey goalkeeper.'

'Hey! This isn't a sold-out crowd! It's just a bunch of cartoon humps symbolizing a sold-out crowd!'

'Remember, my dear, it's just a starter castle.'

'I can tell you the meaning of life or I can tell you when the Leafs will win the Stanley Cup...choose wisely.'

STRIP *The Fan * "Let Garry McAllister be you inspiration."

"I dreamed the Yankees lost in Game Seven."

'My Dad said I'll be an international goalkeeper when I grow up!'

'Um...excuse me, could we please have our ball back?'

"I could do that!"

The dream works when the team works.

'I'm going to try to be a pro hockey player. So, if I don't return, you'll know I made it, and you can take charge of the marketing department.'

Too small to play forward. Too slow to play guard.