Dog Digger Pillows

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Go! Means NOW!

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

'I think I've scored.'

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

Man on lilo keeps getting irritated by flies/birds.

We have control of you brain.

'For a minute there I didn't think we were gonna make it tonight!'

'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'

'We seem to have more money for little luxuries since Timothy started working from home.'

"It's my dream job. I love it – except for the part where I realize I'm naked."

Georgius Agricola: "My interest in gold was enhanced.greatly...help me as I go prospecting in the wilds."

'I think someone wants you to search for buried bones.'

"Let's face it - we're much better at digging up new dinosaurs than naming them."

'Really! - you have an aim in life - how quaint!'

How to find gold.

"Curly-Bill! Git over here... nuggets as big as yer corns!"

'It's mine ... all mine! Wonder if there's enough to pay off my student loans.'

"I'll rent one out as a Dirtbnb."

'Funny they never tell you how far it still is.'

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