Dog Digging Enthusiast Pillows

"A bone is a bone right?"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Three more years of high school."

'Super Dog'

Dog walking Human.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Happy Hour

Sheep dog late for work

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Lumbar support animal

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."