Dirt Digger Pillows

Weod Monath (Weed Month) The Saxon word for the month of August.

"I'll rent one out as a Dirtbnb."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Sunbathers.

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

"Yorick, you dolt! Alas, poor Yorick!"

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'

Born To Raise Dirt

'So much for the sheriff who was going to clean up our town.'

'Anything else need tying up?'

"You must stop digging up the past."

'Space is not an issue: I'll just dig out a few more rooms...'

'Can Kevin come out and play?'

"Let's face it - we're much better at digging up new dinosaurs than naming them."

'I think someone wants you to search for buried bones.'

'We seem to have more money for little luxuries since Timothy started working from home.'

Georgius Agricola: "My interest in gold was enhanced.greatly...help me as I go prospecting in the wilds."