Clam Digger T-Shirts

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

Clam Spearing

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Go! Means NOW!

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'I think I've scored.'

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

"These kids and their shellfies..."

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

'And everybody expects me to be happy, which only makes things worse!'

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

Georgius Agricola: "My interest in gold was enhanced.greatly...help me as I go prospecting in the wilds."

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'

'I think someone wants you to search for buried bones.'

'Really! - you have an aim in life - how quaint!'

'We seem to have more money for little luxuries since Timothy started working from home.'

"It's my dream job. I love it – except for the part where I realize I'm naked."

"You must stop digging up the past."

How to find gold.