Bait Digger T-Shirts

The sea angler likes to dig his own bait whenever possible...and to learn at first hand the intricacies of the tides and currents.

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Couple of Pikeys.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Clam Spearing

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

"Let's face it - we're much better at digging up new dinosaurs than naming them."

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

Salesman at Buzzbait Manufacturers sees door sign 'Out for a spin'

'Wet flies, dry flies, they're all the same to me - help yourself.'

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

"I'll rent one out as a Dirtbnb."

'Who's he trying to kid? Real worms don't shake like that!'

'Gee, looks like I'm all out of worms. YOu want to buy a boat?'

Weod Monath (Weed Month) The Saxon word for the month of August.

'I know I shouldn't bite, but I keep thinking about that poor slob up there...hot, tired, hungry...'

The Evolution of fish

Fly fishing

"Extracting proteins from ancient bones is a complex business. . ."

Boy shows digging dog a Dig Safe sign.

"Remember, one way or another, this time we find out what mystery bait he's using for those record-breaking catches!"

'Boy, you were right to be cautious: These new lures are so lifelike...'