Crocus Enthusiast Gifts

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

The Vineyard

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Litter Tray Training

'He's maturing early.'

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"What's your occupation?"

Balloon dog poos.

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Circus Act

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Crocodile

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

Talking Dog.

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'