Crouton Enthusiast Gifts

"I just have this feeling that if I drove off a cliff, nobody would really miss me."

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Snowman

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

Rude Snowpeople

"So, it's agreed - we lay off the stick and hit them hard with the carrot."

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

Blend Schools

Crocodile Food Pyramid

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'YAY! PATE!'

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

Museum. Celtic smiths were the first to add iron rims to chariot wheels. They should have called them "ferrous wheels"!

"Things get more interesting at noon."

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

Crocodile Shoes

"I was born into the wrong color. I'm not pink, Oh, doc, I'm so depressed..."

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

Steve Irwin.

"Eat lots of carrots."

Toddler restaurants

'Oh Rats! I can't be creative with a box of flat crayons!'

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'