Crouton Enthusiast Mugs

"I just have this feeling that if I drove off a cliff, nobody would really miss me."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Snowman

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

Rude Snowpeople

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

Blend Schools

Crocodile Food Pyramid

'YAY! PATE!'

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

"Things get more interesting at noon."

Crocodile Shoes

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

"Eat lots of carrots."

Toddler restaurants

'Oh Rats! I can't be creative with a box of flat crayons!'

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

'Our kids come here for the food, for my husband, it's the crayons.'

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'