Croquet Enthusiast Mugs

We're trying for a broader demographic.

Ladies Playing Croquet

Woman Playing Croquet Between Man's Legs.

Gardener digging a flower bed over the croquet lawn.

Eligible Bachelor: 'Shall I follow you up, Annie; or leave myself for Lizzie?'

Prison sports team members hiding their faces in the team photograph

Prison Croquet Team

No Croquet

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

Crotchet

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

"Things get more interesting at noon."

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

"I feel like I play better on clay."

Victorians playing croquet.

Crocheting during lockdown

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

"She stood me up. I hosed off my Crocs for nothing."

'It had a happy ending... the guy loses the girl, but finds a good attorney.'

"I love how you children are taking to our summer home!"

"I don't wish to alarm you but someone has soiled your favourite hand crocheted rug."

Revised tales of the old west. They used some sneaky tactics -- Really ambushed their opponents! It's been a fierce fight but seems to be turning into a massacre! He better shoot straight or it might be curtains for him! Aim carefully! Don't pull the trigger too quickly! What an epic battle! This day will become legendary! "The shootout at the croquet corral"!

'You have to pick up your game: My dentist says you've neglected to clean my back teeth...'

They're class action figures.

"He won't wear the sweater I crocheted for him."

'Look at me!! I'm standing!! I'm standing!!!'

"O.K., don't e-mail this to anyone, but we're shorting black big time."

Ice croquet.

"I can hardly wait till the nice weather finally rolls around again."