Croquet Lover Mugs

"Things get more interesting at noon."

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

Crocodile Food Pyramid

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

Crocodile Shoes

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

Prison Croquet Team

No Croquet

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

"She stood me up. I hosed off my Crocs for nothing."

Filming the Crocodile.

'It had a happy ending... the guy loses the girl, but finds a good attorney.'

Victorians playing croquet.

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

"I love how you children are taking to our summer home!"

Eligible Bachelor: 'Shall I follow you up, Annie; or leave myself for Lizzie?'

"My son, the crocodile!"

'You have to pick up your game: My dentist says you've neglected to clean my back teeth...'

Prison sports team members hiding their faces in the team photograph

"I need your help to drain the swamp."

"I'm only eating vegans now and honestly, I feel so much healthier."

Ladies Playing Croquet

'Oh yeah? Well, my dad can beat up your dad!'