Racquet Sport Lover Mugs

'Anyone for doubles?'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Mixed Doubles.

Pete Sampras

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Ratminton

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

The Salmon Run

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Dialogue about the relationship.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Egyptian Football

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Golf with a difference

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

I love Basketball.

'At last they're waving us through - Away you go George.'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'