Croquet Enthusiasts Mugs

'You might think it's your roof, but it's really my yard.'

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

Crocodile

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

Crocodile Food Pyramid

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

Crocodile Shoes

"Things get more interesting at noon."

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

Steve Irwin.

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

Prison Croquet Team

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

"I feel like I play better on clay."

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

No Croquet

'It had a happy ending... the guy loses the girl, but finds a good attorney.'

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

"She stood me up. I hosed off my Crocs for nothing."

'isn't he something, folks? Eight dogs, twelve cats, six plumbers and two maintenance men...but talk about shy!'

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

Victorians playing croquet.

Filming the Crocodile.

Prison sports team members hiding their faces in the team photograph

"I need your help to drain the swamp."

They're class action figures.

Catching A Crocodile.

"I love how you children are taking to our summer home!"

"My son, the crocodile!"

Eligible Bachelor: 'Shall I follow you up, Annie; or leave myself for Lizzie?'

Revised tales of the old west. They used some sneaky tactics -- Really ambushed their opponents! It's been a fierce fight but seems to be turning into a massacre! He better shoot straight or it might be curtains for him! Aim carefully! Don't pull the trigger too quickly! What an epic battle! This day will become legendary! "The shootout at the croquet corral"!