Croquet Enthusiasts Gifts

'You might think it's your roof, but it's really my yard.'

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

Crocodile

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

Crocodile Food Pyramid

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

Crocodile Shoes

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

"Things get more interesting at noon."

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

Prison Croquet Team

"I feel like I play better on clay."

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

"She stood me up. I hosed off my Crocs for nothing."

No Croquet

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

Victorians playing croquet.

'isn't he something, folks? Eight dogs, twelve cats, six plumbers and two maintenance men...but talk about shy!'

'It had a happy ending... the guy loses the girl, but finds a good attorney.'

Filming the Crocodile.

"My son, the crocodile!"

'You have to pick up your game: My dentist says you've neglected to clean my back teeth...'

Catching A Crocodile.

"I love how you children are taking to our summer home!"

Eligible Bachelor: 'Shall I follow you up, Annie; or leave myself for Lizzie?'

Prison sports team members hiding their faces in the team photograph

"I need your help to drain the swamp."