Croquet Lover Gifts

"Things get more interesting at noon."

Revised tales of the old west. They used some sneaky tactics -- Really ambushed their opponents! It's been a fierce fight but seems to be turning into a massacre! He better shoot straight or it might be curtains for him! Aim carefully! Don't pull the trigger too quickly! What an epic battle! This day will become legendary! "The shootout at the croquet corral"!

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

Crocodile Food Pyramid

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

Crocodile Shoes

Steve Irwin.

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

Prison Croquet Team

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

"She stood me up. I hosed off my Crocs for nothing."

No Croquet

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

'It had a happy ending... the guy loses the girl, but finds a good attorney.'

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

Filming the Crocodile.

Victorians playing croquet.

Prison sports team members hiding their faces in the team photograph

Eligible Bachelor: 'Shall I follow you up, Annie; or leave myself for Lizzie?'

'You have to pick up your game: My dentist says you've neglected to clean my back teeth...'

"My son, the crocodile!"

"I love how you children are taking to our summer home!"

"I need your help to drain the swamp."

They're class action figures.

"I'm only eating vegans now and honestly, I feel so much healthier."

Ladies Playing Croquet