Cowtoon Aficionado Mugs

Cheesedip City

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Spot the difference.

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Jurassic Parking Lot

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

Jean-Paul Sartre

A caveman paints from life

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Reagacentennial

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Vlad the Impala

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Freshest ice cream in town!

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'